undereyelouisvuittons:

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

bbyfggt:

eltigrechico:

cockhaver:

She never will, King

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE

shiisiln:

luidilovins:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

u know what shoes i absolutely have no use for but desperately would love to own a pair of? those heels with the pink fluff at the front… nice

hello

an additional concept:

y’all thought i was done? i am never done because underneath the robe i’m wearing this

and these sunglasses r sitting at the top of my head

and im also carrying this but with a pink handle

Here you go full set!

this is such a “oh officers I’m just so worried about my husband” outfit

zdartstuff:

blackmoonbabe:

zsnes:

snarthurt:

frogmunist:

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

ever had bubble tea?

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

Told Ted Cruz to grow a spine so it’s great to see requests will be processed quickly.

spillybun:

Instead of making fun of people who do things at an older age that are normally done younger ( like getting their diploma or GED, learning to drive, even learning to read ) how about you:

• don’t

nurse-peach:

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

reyohnaka:

captain america was bitten by a radioactive american 

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM:  Wait, what’s your diplomacy?

Bard:  Plus ten.

DM:  I don’t think that’s possible, but it’s so in character I’m letting you keep it.

theboringprincess:

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished—which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour

via reddit.com

I’m reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth’s orbit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that’s still traveling the cosmic abyss.

• YEET